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Local Columns

Magic Mike 6XL: Smokin’ meat all night long

Well, here it is, the 50th Magic Mike column. Fifty stories, fifty rants, fifty late nights, thousands of words, one book, and one award. What started as a joke column name has turned into something astounding. Nothing I could have imagined. Writing this column is different than writing ...

Just Jonathan: A year older and wiser

Every year I like to look back and reflect, this year is no different. Starting college was definitely the biggest addition to my life. I have met so many new friends and teammates. Being involved in the band and track and cross country teams changed my perspectives in both activities. The ...

You’ll Figure It Out!: Baseball and life run close together

A little boy goes outside on a beautiful summer day with his bat and ball. He pounds his bat on the ground and says to himself, "Now coming to bat is the greatest hitter in baseball." With that statement, he throws the ball up in the air and when it comes down, he takes a mighty swing, but ...

Magic Mike 6XL: The pen pal revolution

The internet is truly an amazing, marvelous, strange thing. The capacities of the internet are boundless. Something the invention of the internet revolutionized was pen pals. Instead of throwing a stamp on your letter to your buddy in fluflekistan, ya just click a button. When used ...

Just Jonathan: Local learning

Week to week as I write my various articles I always find some element of our community that I have no knowledge of. Being nineteen years old, I accept the fact I simply haven’t lived enough years to know everything about the place that I call home, but it still drives me crazy. Being a ...

You’ll Figure It Out!: Open letter to the veteran on Independence Day

As I sit here typing, it's before the 4th of July, but will be in the paper after the 4th. But I think it's still necessary and worthy of print. I think of the great fun the 4th of July brings each year. My second daughter was born this day at 9:30 in the evening. The doctor told us we have ...

Magic Mike 6XL: Too Sexy For My Shirt

So, I was walking into Monday's council meeting, and I saw a guy I know rocking a ridonculous shirt. I caught up with him and complimented his shirt, and we then talked about shirts, and somewhere along the way, he called me sexy. This was both an odd and delightful accolade that I'd never ...

Just Jonathan: Last minute journalism

I’ve never been good at preparation and timeliness. Give me a deadline and I’ll usually meet it, however I’m going to stretch it. I’ve been this way for as long as I can remember. Not always the most ideal in an academic or work situation but nevertheless I make due. A peek into ...

Just Jonathan: Staying cool

Now it goes without saying I’m cool and I like staying cool. I’ll add that anyone reading this column is cool. However that isn’t quite the same cool I’m talking about. With a changing climate (believe it or not it’s been warm) staying cool during my mowing job has become a challenge. ...

You’ll Figure It Out!: Summertime in Chelsea in the 60s

School's out for summer! St. Joseph's and the Public Schools are officially closed for the summer months. The town kids in Chelsea are free as birds. We've got the world by the tail and there's ball games to be played, cricks, creeks and rivers to explore, forts to be made and imaginations to ...